I’ve been her dating doula, helping her come from the womb of monogamy to the void of singlehood.
my favorite thing I did when I was single was only save their number AFTER things ended and make it their biggest ick, i.e. contact name: "Said Beyoncé Was Out of Touch" and company name: "40 Year Old DJ"
my favorite thing I did when I was single was only save their number AFTER things ended and make it their biggest ick, i.e. contact name: "Said Beyoncé Was Out of Touch" and company name: "40 Year Old DJ"